Conversations with Matilda, after we'd watched "Ice Age":
Matilda: Mummy, do you want to be the fat tiger?
Me: Do you think I should be the fat tiger?
Matilda: Yes, because you are FAT!
Matilda:
Mummy, I called you the FAT tiger, because you have a FAT BUTT. So now your name will be FATTY.
Mummy, do I look small and thin to you? (Yes.) And you look big and FAT to me!
Now remind me why I had children?
1 comments:
ROFL!! OK, so maybe it's not so bad that my almost 5 year old is nonverbal!
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